- Tommy Solomon: And you expect to make enough money in the stock market to take Albright to Cancun?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Yeah. But if we found out about the stock market when we first landed here we would *own* freakin' Cancun.
- Tommy Solomon: Excuse me. I read all about it right after we landed.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: But why didn't you say anything?
- Tommy Solomon: Dick, I was thirteen years old. I wasn't obsessed with *money*. I was obsessed with boobs.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Why haven't you said anything since?
- Tommy Solomon: Again: boobs.