3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)
The Thing That Wouldn't Die: Part 1 (2001)
French Stewart: Harry Solomon
Quotes
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Dr. Dick Solomon : I have some terrible news. Liam was going to go through with his plan to turn Earth into Planet Monkey World, so I had to use his own weapon to turn him into a chimp.
Harry Solomon : You chimp-ified Liam?
Dr. Dick Solomon : Yes. But that's not the worst part. Mary saw me do it. She witnessed something alien. There is no good way to explain what she saw.
Sally Solomon : OK, OK. OK, damage control. you guys. We have to normalize the situation... . What if we chimp-ify everyone in, say, the Ukraine. We tell Albright that Liam is Ukrainian.
Harry Solomon : And it finally caught up with him.
Dr. Dick Solomon : It's settled. Tonight we fly to Kiev.
Sally Solomon : Wait, that's like a 12-hour flight.
Dr. Dick Solomon : Yeah, and you have to connect through Warsaw. It's a bitch.
Harry Solomon : Mmmm, yeah. Once you get there, you've lost the whole day.
Sally Solomon : Oooh, I have a better idea. Why don't you just deny it, and then act like it never happened.
Dr. Dick Solomon : That's right. Deny. Good idea. And we have a kick-ass Ukrainian Plan B.