- Dr. Dick Solomon: Why do these people get to have their life stories in the paper? What makes them so special?
- Nina Campbell: Those are the obituaries.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Well, I want one about me!
- Nina Campbell: Hopefully soon.
- Harry Solomon: Yeah, there was a time in my life when I decided to be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, but then I had to ask myself, "Have I been offered this position?".
- Sally Solomon: [to Mary] Dad's a great guy, you'd love to meet him.
- Dr. Mary Albright: Dick, you told me your father was dead.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: She meant you'd like his corpse.