3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)
Episode I: The Baby Menace (1999)
John Lithgow: Dr. Dick Solomon
Quotes
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Nina : Why is there laundry hanging in the hallway?
Dr. Dick Solomon : Because you don't put Rayon in the dryer!
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Dr. Dick Solomon : [to Vicky] Sure, we rent this apartment from your slatter mother, the town siphon, but -
[spots Vicky breastfeeding baby and chokes on his words]
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[looking at the babies in the hospital nursery]
Tommy Solomon : Which one is he?
Dr. Dick Solomon : It must be him. He's hideous.
New Father : That's my daughter!
Dr. Dick Solomon : I'm so sorry. SHE's hideous.
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[Dick claims he has the tabloid reporter's severed head in a box, when the reporter walks in]
Ken Fretts : Okay, where's the Dubcek kid?
Dr. Dick Solomon : [pretending to be shocked] Oh my God! Then, whose head is in that box?
Tommy Solomon : This is a wig on a cake.
Dr. Dick Solomon : It was going to be a surprise, but... Happy Wig Day, Sally. I'll get some plates and a comb.
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Sally Solomon : What happened, Harry?
Harry Solomon : It came out!
Dr. Dick Solomon : Is it a purple tube?
Harry Solomon : Well, it's purple, and it's slimy, and it's got a hose.
Sally Solomon : A hose?
Tommy Solomon : Oh, great. It's a mutant.
Dr. Dick Solomon : Alright, we'll kidnap him, and hide him, when he's a teenager we'll set him free, and then if he's really messed up, we can blame it on television.
[Mary Albright arrives]
Dr. Mary Albright : They just brought him to the nursery. He is positively glowing.
Harry Solomon : Now he's glowing.