- Harry Solomon: Sally, I'm starving. What's for dinner?
- Sally Solomon: Oh, I made you some hamburgers. They're down at the hamburger place. All you have to do is go there, order them, pay for them.
- Officer Don: That's why I use protection.
- Sally Solomon: Protection?
- Officer Don: Yes - what did you think was in those little foil packets?
- Sally Solomon: I thought those were airline peanuts! And then I wonder why, every time before sex, you'd go into the bathroom to eat peanuts! But, hey, whatever gets your motor running!
- Dr. Severson: What method of birth control are you interested in exploring?
- Sally Solomon: Well, I don't want him to know I'm using it, so I don't want anything loud.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: You know what I can't believe? That you've never been pregnant.
- Dr. Mary Albright: What?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Considering how many 'gentleman callers' you've had, it's kind of a miracle.
- Dr. Mary Albright: Dick, I can't have children.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Oh, Mary, why not?
- Dr. Mary Albright: Because I hate them!
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Sally, do you tip your gynecologist?
- Sally Solomon: [Scoffs] With his job, HE should be tipping ME!