3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)
Red, White & Dick (2000)
John Lithgow: Dr. Dick Solomon
Quotes
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Mr. Barnes : [about the US Citizenship Test Dick Solomon wants to skip] I don't think you understand. Why don't you take these study materials and just come back when you're ready?
Dr. Dick Solomon : No, no, I'm ready now. I've lied on my tax returns, I've been arrested and I don't vote. I'm a true American. Test me now!
Mr. Barnes : Okay. Question 1: How is the President of the United States elected?
Dr. Dick Solomon : Now, I know this. He - or she... yeah, right... is chosen on the basis of how physically attractive they are and their definition of adultery. And it doesn't hurt to know Barbra Streisand.