3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)
Dick Strikes Out (2000)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Tommy Solomon
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Quotes
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Dr. Dick Solomon : I'm sorry, there is simply no room in the budget for raises. But I can go you one better: promotions! Sally, you are now *Senior* Security Officer.
Sally Solomon : That'll look good on the old résumé.
Dr. Dick Solomon : Tommy, you are now *Senior* Information Officer.
Tommy Solomon : It's about time.
[everybody is quiet for a moment]
Harry Solomon : What about me?
Dr. Dick Solomon : Harry, you are now... Harold.
Harry Solomon : Champagne for everyone!
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Tommy Solomon : [on his new job at Mrs Fetzel's Homemade Pretzels] I just don't understand why we have to make the pretzels. It says they're homemade.
Alissa Strudwick : Yeah, they're homemade right here.
Tommy Solomon : Does Mrs Fetzel know about this?
Alissa Strudwick : Tommy, there is no Mrs Fetzel. She was invented by a bunch of marketing guys.
Tommy Solomon : [disillusioned] A small part of me has just died.
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Tommy Solomon : You just gave that perv a free pretzel!
Alissa Strudwick : We're allowed to sometimes - it's called customer relations.
Tommy Solomon : Does Mrs. Fretzel know about this?
Alissa Strudwick : [Exasperated] She's goe, Tommy - let her go!
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Dr. Dick Solomon : I'm going to do what I should have done in the first place: I'm going to march into the chancellor's office and resign!
Tommy Solomon : Yeah, and I'm going to walk right up to Alyssa and turn in my pretzel hat!
Dr. Dick Solomon : But what's Mrs. Fretzel going to say?
Tommy Solomon : Oh, Dick... sit down...