3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

Dick Strikes Out (2000)

Kristen Johnston: Sally Solomon

Quotes 

• Dr. Dick Solomon : I'm sorry, there is simply no room in the budget for raises. But I can go you one better: promotions! Sally, you are now *Senior* Security Officer.

  Sally Solomon : That'll look good on the old résumé.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Tommy, you are now *Senior* Information Officer.

  Tommy Solomon : It's about time.

  [everybody is quiet for a moment] 

  Harry Solomon : What about me?

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Harry, you are now... Harold.

  Harry Solomon : Champagne for everyone!

• Dr. Dick Solomon : Look at this: the Chancellor has even cut off the free long-distance. So much for my 'International Ideas Exchange'.

  Sally Solomon : It's just you dialing random numbers and talking to whoever answers.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Yes. Just yesterday, I had a brief but fruitful conversation with a Dutch lady about it being the middle of the night over there.