- Tommy Solomon: [the gang overhear a private phone conversation in which a woman is finding out about her boyfriend's cheating] This guy's so busted... This guy's classic.
- Harry Solomon: Yeah, she's too good for him. He needs a good ass-kissing.
- [Sally and Tommy look at Harry quizzically]
- Harry Solomon: [Harry thinks about what he said, then revises it] Kicking.
- Harry Solomon: [he thinks some more] Yes, kicking.
- Harry Solomon: [a private phone conversation on Don's police scanner reveals a man has been cheating on his girlfriend] She seems so nice. You think he'd really do that to her?
- Tommy Solomon: Of course he would. He's a guy.
- Sally Solomon: Guys are such jerks.
- Harry Solomon: Yeah. We make me sick.
- Sally Solomon: [later, after Harry meets the girlfriend, he tells her they've been listening to her conversations and she storms off] Too bad things didn't work out with you and Andrea.
- Harry Solomon: Mmmmm. Women! They say they want honesty in a relationship, but they don't wanna know when you've been eavesdropping on 'em.
- Tommy Solomon: They want it both ways.
- Sally Solomon: Yeah. We make me sick.