3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)
Dick Puts the 'Id' in Cupid (2000)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Tommy Solomon
Quotes
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Harry Solomon : [watching a pay-per-view] Are those two women naked?
Tommy Solomon : Yes, they are.
Harry Solomon : So... What did that guy do to deserve that spanking?
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Alissa Strudwick : Hey, guys!
Tommy Solomon : Hey, Alissa! How you doin'?
Sally Solomon : Hey! Uuuuh...
[Runs to the kitchen]
Dr. Dick Solomon : Will you uh, uh, uh... Oh, look at the time!
[Runs to his room]
Tommy Solomon : Harry?
Harry Solomon : Hm? Oh! I was just trying to stagger my exit for a more natural effect.
[Gets up to leave]
Harry Solomon : La la la, la la la la. And I'm out!
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Tommy Solomon : This Valentine's Day is about me and Alissa maximizing the loving and minimizing the virginity.
Sally Solomon : Yes!
Dr. Dick Solomon : About time. I've been telling you to do that since you were 14.
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Tommy Solomon : [discussing his upcoming "first time" with girlfriend Alissa] I don't know what to do, man. She's so much more experienced than me. What if I make a fool of myself?
Harry Solomon : [in a reassuring tone] Oh, don't worry. You will.