- Sally Solomon: I don't get it. For free, murder is a horrible tragedy, but you charge a hundred bucks for it, and suddenly it's a sophisticated night out.
- Tommy Solomon: But it's inappropriate for kids.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: This world does need more entertainment that's acceptable for children.
- Harry Solomon: Something where people are nice to each other. Something where people can just love one another.
- Tommy Solomon: They have that. It's called pornography.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: And that's what kids should watch.
- [everyone nods their agreement]