- Officer Don: To be honest, Sally, I can't sleep in the same bed as you!
- Sally Solomon: Why not? Is it because I stink?
- Officer Don: No.
- Sally Solomon: Drool?
- Officer Don: No.
- Sally Solomon: Pee kinda orangey?
- Officer Don: No, Sally. It's because you snore!
- Sally Solomon: I don't snore! Girls do *not* snore!
- Tommy Solomon: Hey, Albright. What's with the cape?
- Dr. Mary Albright: Why? Too much?
- Tommy Solomon: Well, not if you're fighting crime.
- Harry Solomon: So, what is this thing you're going to, anyway?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: It's a charity auction.
- Tommy Solomon: And what's charity again?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Well, all I know is they're giving out free drinks and paddles with numbers on them.
- Harry Solomon: Well, I guess that's what charity's all about: getting liquored up and spanking your neighbor.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: We can make little differences, we just can't make global differences.
- Harry Solomon: Can we blow up the Earth?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: You see, that's a global difference.
- Harry Solomon: It's so hard to keep track of all this.