- Vince: It's funny how different people seem when you're trapped in a lift with them
- Naomi the Ice Queen: What do you mean?
- Vince: It's just, I used to really fancy you
- Naomi the Ice Queen: Oh, what and you don't now?
- Vince: No. I thought you were perfect, now I realize you're just the sort of woman who gets stuck in a lift. Just like all the others.
- Naomi the Ice Queen: That's not my fault
- Vince: You wouldn't get Naomi Campbell stuck in a lift, would you?
- Naomi the Ice Queen: So?
- Vince: It just makes you very ordinary.
- Naomi the Ice Queen: Well you're stuck in a lift
- Vince: Yeah, but I'm not the one who swans about like Chris Eubank, am I, farting Wedgwood pottery into a golden bowl of rose petals?