- [first lines]
- Announcer: In the twentieth century it was thought no musical life existed beyond the wireless. Yet now, a melodic vision spreads through the vastness of space. To us is the future of music ordained. Behold, the Europe Music Awards 2005!
- Borat: My name is Borat, I am from the world's greatest nation. Correct, Kazakhstan!
- Borat: Dzien dobry! I know what you are thinking at home. The same as me: Why are there not any Kazak bands here?
- Serj Tankian: Civilization is a fucking failure. Let's get together and decide what we want to do next, together, with love and peace. Thank you.
- Borat: Now, everybody, incredible treat. It is special surprise guest. I cannot believe he is actually here. Can you guess who this person is? Yes, correct, it is leader of Kazakhstan, President Nazubiek!
- [last lines]
- Borat: I'm bleeding!