Day of the Dead (2008 Video)

Nick Cannon: Salazar

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• Salazar : [about Ben]  This shit is ridiculous. I mean, why Thriller over here ain't trying to eat us?

  Sarah Bowman : He's a vegetarian.

  Salazar : That's the best explanation you can come up with?

  Sarah Bowman : You got a better one?

  Salazar : All I'm saying, as long he don't try to mistake me for a soy bean burger, we're gonna be all right.

• Salazar : [takes machete]  This shit right here was made for me. Uh-huh. Whoo.

  [raises machete in the air] 

  Salazar : By the power of Grayskull. Yeah.

  Sarah Bowman : Okay. Stop fucking around and start loading the stuff up.

  Salazar : How long are you gonna keep cussing at me? You see this? This is a machete. Unappreciative ass. See if I save your ass again.

• Bud Crain : Sweet spear.

  Salazar : You see a black man with a sharp stick and it's supposed to be a spear?

• Salazar : [to Sarah as she runs over zombies]  That's what I'm talking about! Run their ass over! Now you're driving.