Big Bad Wolf (2006)

Sarah Christine Smith: Cassie

Quotes 

• Cassie : I'm the dirtiest virgin you could ever want.

• Derek Cowley : Uh, everybody, this is Sam. Sam, this is...

  Samantha 'Sam' Marche : [Cuts him off]  Ooh, let me guess! Muffy, Britney, Biff and Chad!

  Derek Cowley : Actually, it's uh, Cassie, Melissa, Jason and Alex.

  Samantha 'Sam' Marche : Hmm, close.

  Cassie : Look, Metal-face, why don't you just keep your smart-ass comments to yourself!

  Samantha 'Sam' Marche : You know what...

  Derek Cowley : [Holds her back]  Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

• Cassie : Alex wants to fuck me so bad, sometimes I think he'll pop the question just to get laid.

  Melissa : Wow. I can't believe you've gotten him to wait so long.

  Cassie : You surrender the pink too soon, honey, they're on to the next thing. Alex is my ticket out of middle America. I help him out with a bj now and then, but he won't get what he wants until I get what I want.

  Melissa : You gold-digger!

• Cassie : I like your tongue piercing.

  Samantha 'Sam' Marche : Thanks... I guess.

  Cassie : Do guys like, like the way it feels when you, you know?

  Samantha 'Sam' Marche : Why don't I blow your boyfriend, you can ask him?

  Cassie : BITCH! I was just asking!

  Samantha 'Sam' Marche : And I was just telling.

• Cassie : Look honey, I love you, but the next time you force yourself on me, I'll take the balls with me!