Big Bad Wolf (2006)
Kimberly J. Brown: Sam Marche
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Quotes
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Derek Cowley : You wouldn't have graduated high school without my help.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : You wouldn't have survived without mine!
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Derek Cowley : Uh, everybody, this is Sam. Sam, this is...
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : [Cuts him off] Ooh, let me guess! Muffy, Britney, Biff and Chad!
Derek Cowley : Actually, it's uh, Cassie, Melissa, Jason and Alex.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : Hmm, close.
Cassie : Look, Metal-face, why don't you just keep your smart-ass comments to yourself!
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : You know what...
Derek Cowley : [Holds her back] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Jason : [to a man whose car broke down] Ah, yes, the ghost. Well, did you check this here, distributor?
Alex : You don't know what a fucking distributor is!
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : [Shoves him] Get outta my way.
Alex : What makes you think you could do any better?
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : I'm a mechanic, dickhead.
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Cassie : I like your tongue piercing.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : Thanks... I guess.
Cassie : Do guys like, like the way it feels when you, you know?
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : Why don't I blow your boyfriend, you can ask him?
Cassie : BITCH! I was just asking!
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : And I was just telling.
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Samantha 'Sam' Marche : You know I've always cared more about you than any guy I've ever slept with.
Derek Cowley : Yeah. Same here.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : You've always cared about me more than any guy you've ever slept with?
Derek Cowley : You know what I mean, don't be an ass, Sam.
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Samantha 'Sam' Marche : It was a werewolf.
Derek Cowley : No, Sam. That's impossible.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : It was a full moon, it was walking on two legs, and wearing pants, oh! And it was fucking talking to us! What the hell else could it have been?
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Derek Cowley : Look, I live with the guy, ok? Yes, he may be an utter assholle, but I think I would know if he sprouted hair and fangs every full moon!
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : Why don't you check his appointment book or something. I mean, see where he's been the last couple full moons. Or better yet, check his back. I drove that ax in pretty deep, and if it was him, he'd have a pretty big flesh wound.
Derek Cowley : Well, how do you suppose I go about that? I mean, he doesn't exactly parade around the house shirtless or anything.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : Not even when he showers?
Derek Cowley : I don't shower with him!
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Samantha 'Sam' Marche : Wow. That's a shit ton of weight, Mr.Toblat.
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Charlie Cowley : Toblat killed your father, and your classmates, and god knows who else, and he's gotta be stopped.
Derek Cowley : I think I'm gonna be sick.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : That's it. Let's kill the sick bastard! Derek. Derek, are you with us?
Derek Cowley : I, uh, don't know about that, Sam.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : Your step-dad killed those people! What don't you know?
Derek Cowley : You are talking about murder, Sam.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : Damn straight.
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Samantha 'Sam' Marche : Look, I don't wanna be rude here, but what are we doing? I mean, usually when guys invite teens into their hotel room it's the start of bad Internet porn.
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Derek Cowley : Hey, just remember, we need ten strands with the root still attatched.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : Yeah, no shit, Sherlock!
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Derek Cowley : Hey, uh. Why do you think we never hooked up in high school?
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : Cuz you didn't treat me like shit. You were too nice. Still are.
Derek Cowley : Oh, The Nice Guy. It's the kiss of death, you know? That happens to be the story of my life.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : You know what kind of girl I am.
Derek Cowley : I don't care. I never did, you know that.
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Nick Baxter : Come on, Samantha. Just tell us; why?
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : You wanna know what the better question is? Why am I gonna kick all of your asses? Anybody? Huh?
Nick Baxter : W-why?
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : Because nobody calls me Samantha, you blood-sucking leech! The garage is closed, so get your pimply asses out of it!
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Derek Cowley : [Sees that the DNA was extracted from semen] How could you, Sam?
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : He cornered me! What else was I supposed to do?
Derek Cowley : Oh. So you had no other choice but to, I don't know, suck his dick?
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : Oh, well where were you, huh? I didn't exactly see you breaking down the door!
[Stops to calm herself down]
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : We know the truth about him, ok? That's the important thing.
[Derek walks out]
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : So what? You got your feeling hurt, now you're gonna run home to mommy?
Derek Cowley : I'll take care of it, ok! You shouldn't have gotten involved in this in the first place. This is a family matter.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : No, Derek. Don't face him alone, ok? You're gonna need my help.
Derek Cowley : Your help? Well, I'll tell you what. I'll give you a call if we need someone to fuck him to death.
[Sam smacks him]
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Samantha 'Sam' Marche : How did you get here?
Derek Cowley : Your bike.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : The wonders never cease.
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Mitchell Toblat : Little pigs, little pigs, let me in.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : Go fuck yourself!
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Derek Cowley : What if we get to the motorcycle? I mean, then what? We just keep running and hiding? This has to end tonight, Sam. This has to end right now.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : Oh, yeah, Derek. If we stay here any longer, it is gonna end.
Derek Cowley : No, I mean it, Sam.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : Who would've thought? Derek cowley, fearless werewolf killer?
Derek Cowley : Fearless? I'm scared shitless.
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Derek Cowley : I can't believe after all the, all the shit we've been through, after all this, it's, it's just for me to end up just like him.
Samantha 'Sam' Marche : No. You don't know that. Look, whatever happens, we'll get through it. Together