Unaccompanied Minors (2006)

Quinn Shephard: Donna Malone

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Quotes 

• Grace Conrad : This is so not the Christmas I had in mind.

  Donna Malone : Oh, poor baby. I bet you have nice Christmases, don't you, rich kid? Where does your family go? Paris? London? Fiji?

  Grace Conrad : Please. Fiji's a zoo this time of year. We go skiing in Utah.

  Donna Malone : Are your folks still together?

  Grace Conrad : Yes.

  Donna Malone : Then I hate you.

  Grace Conrad : I'm not wild about you either.

  Charlie Goldfinch : Well, I love Christmas - and I'm Jewish.

  Timothy 'Beef' Wellington : My mom's boyfriend says that Christmas is when Frosty the Snowman fights with the devil.

  Donna Malone : It talks.

• Grace Conrad : If you guys get me sent back to that room, your dead.

  Donna Malone : What are you gonna do, rich girl, have your daddy hire a hit man?

  Grace Conrad : Maybe I'll just have him break your dad out of jail.

  Spencer Davenport : [hiding his face behind his hand]  Hmmmm...

  [Grace smirks at Donna, who reacts by attacking Grace and starting a fight] 

  Charlie Goldfinch : Girl fight! Girl fight! Oh, my gosh, it's a girl fight!

• Donna Malone : It's really small in here.

  Charlie Goldfinch : I know. It's great, isn't it?

  Grace Conrad : Charlie, just because you compensate for your abandonment issues by squeezing yourself into small womblike spaces doesn't mean everybody else does.

  [everybody looks at her] 

  Grace Conrad : What? My mom's a psychologist.

• Donna Malone : Hey. Watch it, Dr. Evil.

  Oliver Porter : Oh no, did I offend you? Well I don't know what else to call someone who commits grand theft auto, reckless driving, destruction of property all in the course of ten minutes.

  Donna Malone : Someone cooler than you'll ever be.

  Oliver Porter : Oh! O-o-o-o-oh! Woo! That's fantastic! I didn't know we had Ellen DeGeneres in the house.

• Spencer Davenport : We've got to get down to the lodge.

  Donna Malone : How? You got four snowboards?

  Spencer Davenport : [walks into a canoe hanging from the ceiling]  Ow.

  [turns around] 

  Spencer Davenport : Ever watch the Winter Olympics?

• Charlie Goldfinch : [commandingly]  "Physician, heal thyself!" It's Shakespeare.

  Donna Malone : Man, you're no end of help in a fight, are you?

• Donna Malone : [to Santa]  Agh! Hands off, fat boy!