Stormbreaker (2006)
Alex Pettyfer: Alex Rider
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Quotes
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[Darrius Sayle is on a large TV screen in the MI6 Headquarters, giving an interview to the BBC]
Alan Blunt : [pauses the video and stands up] We don't trust him.
Alex Rider : Why not?
Alan Blunt : Well, we don't trust anyone. It's sort of what we do.
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Alex Rider : I'm too young to die.
Darrius Sayle : You're never too young to die.
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[Alex dings a Xylophone]
Mr. Smithers : Don't do that!
Alex Rider : Why, is it dangerous?
Mr. Smithers : No, it's very annoying.
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Alex Rider : So, what is this place? Hogwarts?
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Alex Rider : What about me?
Yassen Gregorovich : I had no instructions concerning you.
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[re: his Physalia Physalis]
Darrius Sayle : She sort of reminds me of myself.
Alex Rider : It's 99 percent water, no brains and no anus.
[pause]
Darrius Sayle : [laughing] You know, I think I'm gonna get to like you.
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Darrius Sayle : Darrius Smell. That's what they called me. You know why?
Alex Rider : Because you didn't wash?
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Alex Rider : I get gadgets?
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Alex Rider : What kind of people are you?
Alan Blunt : Ones that normally get their way.
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[Sayle's security guard faces off with Alex. Alex bows. The guard returns the bow - and Alex kicks him in the crotch]
Alex Rider : Schoolboy trick.
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Jack Starbright : [in Japanese] Good day at school?
Alex Rider : [in Japanese] Why are we speaking Japanese?
Jack Starbright : [in Japanese] Because we're having a special dinner... sushi.
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Alex Rider : You're gonna kill thousands of innocent people.
Darrius Sayle : Oh, no, of course not. I'm gonna kill millions.
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Alex Rider : Well, if this is how you treat the winner, I'd hate to see what happened to the runner-up.
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Alex Rider : This doesn't change anything. You killed my uncle. You're still my enemy.
Yassen Gregorovich : I have a lot of enemies.
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Alex Rider : This isn't over.
Yassen Gregorovich : Yes, Alex, it is. Go back to school. You don't belong to the same world as me. You should forget about me.
Alex Rider : I'll never forget you.
Yassen Gregorovich : Ah, it's your choice.
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Alan Blunt : We want you to work for us.
Alex Rider : You're not being serious?
Alan Blunt : Actually, it's not my habit to make jokes.
Alex Rider : Well, you're making one now. I don't want to be a spy. In case you haven't noticed, I'm still at school.
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Alex Rider : Mr. Grin?
[silence]
Alex Rider : Mr. Grin!
[silence]
Alex Rider : All right, Mr. Grin, I want you to fly me to London as fast as you can!
[Mr. Grin turns the helicopter sharply]
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Nadia Vole : You are the first child to experience the power, the world domination, of the Stormbreaker. This model has already been loaded with highly-developed programs for all aspects of the school curricula. Please
Alex Rider : Does it have pinball?
Nadia Vole : There is no pinballs!
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[last lines]
Sabina Pleasure : Are you really a spy?
Alex Rider : No.
Sabina Pleasure : That's not what they told me.
Alex Rider : No, I'm not a spy. And it won't happen again.
Sabina Pleasure : No?
Alex Rider : No. I'm just me.
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Alex Rider : Where's he going?
Jack Starbright : To some remote and faraway land, where no one will ever find him, like Paraguay... or Iowa.
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Alex Rider : My uncle always wore a seat-belt, Mr. Blunt. He was a very careful man.
Alan Blunt : Not careful enough.
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Ian Rider : Yeah, look, I'll be back in time for dinner, whatever it is that Jack's cooked up, and then we've got the whole weekend.
Alex Rider : Really?
Ian Rider : Oh, come on. When did I ever let you down?
Alex Rider : Do you really want me to answer that?
