Lage Raho Munna Bhai (2006)

Jimmy Shergill: Victor D'Souza

Quotes 

• Mahatma Gandhi : [to someone who lost his father's money in the stock market]  First, find the courage and admit the truth to your father.

  Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : [repeating Gandhi's advice]  First go and confess to your father.

  Victor D'Souza : Easier to kill myself under a train.

  Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Are you crazy? You make the mistake and your father suffers! Think your dad will enjoy seeing your dead body? Those shoulders you rode on as a child... will now bear the weight of your bier! For six months, he won't believe you're gone. He'll keep calling your phone, hoping you'll answer. Don't try to act smart.

• Victor D'Souza : [telling someone not to throw herself in front of a train]  What's the hurry to die? There's a train every couple of minutes.

• Simran L. Singh : [getting in a taxi]  Let's go.

  Victor D'Souza : Where to?

  Simran L. Singh : Anywhere.