- Uncle Jerry: You should be back at your stuffy job, stacking books.
- Flynn Carsen: [after whipping a spear around in the air] You'd be surprised what you can learn at the library.
- [Flynn has passed out and finds himself on a beach with Judson]
- Flynn Carsen: Judson, am I dead?
- Judson: [flying a kite] Do you wanna be dead?
- Flynn Carsen: No.
- Judson: Then you're not dead.
- [Jomo is handing Flynn a chocolate bar at the airport]
- Flynn Carsen: For the Hippos?
- Jomo: For the Hippos!
- Judson: Now, lemme show you something. How would you like to see an authentic Sioux Indian arrowhead?
- Flynn Carsen: Really? You actually found one?
- Judson: Yeah.
- Flynn Carsen: Oh, yeah! Where did you find it?
- Judson: EBay.