She's the Man (2006)

Alberto Ghisi: 9 Year Old Boy

Quotes 

• [sees Olivia switch kissing booth places with Viola] 

  Duke : Just my luck.

  [sees look on Viola's face] 

  Duke : No, no, no, no. I didn't mean it like that. I just mean, she's... you know... Ok. Um, on the other hand you're also...

  Viola : I am? Thanks, I, guess.

  9 Year Old Boy : You don't have to flirt with her first, okay, genius? You're paying for it.

  Duke : Haha, why don't you just - relax.

  [to Viola] 

  Duke : Um, um, um- maybe I should kiss you now, I gave that girl my ticket and I waited in line.

  Viola : Well, it's the least I can do.

  Duke : Uh, ok - here I go. Um - uh...

  [They kiss] 

  Duke : Ok, I think that was one ticket's worth.

  Viola : Na-uh, you need a little bit more.

  [she kisses him again] 

• Justin : [Justin has just caught Viola kissing Duke in the kissing booth]  Viola, what the hell is this?

  9 Year Old Boy : [to Justin]  Back of the line, butt-ball!

  [the 9 year old boy puffs his chest out] 

  Justin : [to Duke]  Excuse me, doofus!

  [Justin moves the stool out of the way] 

  Justin : You're making out with my girlfriend!

  Viola : *Ex*-girlfriend!

  Duke : [realising Viola is Sebastian's sister]  Whoa! You're... You're Sebastian's sister?

  Justin : [shoving Duke]  And *you're* about to die!

  Duke : [Duke chuckles]  What're you gonna do? Drown me in your tears?

  Justin : I did not cry during that game! I had something in my eye!

  Viola : [coming in between Duke and Justin and pushes them away from each other]  OK, you know what? Can we just dial it down and just, step away, OK?

  Duke : You know what she's right. I'm gonna see you on the soccer field and we'll settle this all then.

  Justin : OK, Duke.

  [walks away for a minute, pauses, and comes back] 

  Justin : Or, we could just settle this right here!

  [Justin punches Duke and the two boys are involved in a fist fight] 

• Justin : [Justin catches Duke and Viola kissing in the kissing booth]  Viola, what the hell is this?

  9 Year Old Boy : [from the queue]  Back of the line, buttball!

  [puffs his chest out] 

  Justin : [to Duke]  Excuse me, doofus!

  [Justin shoves the stool out of the way] 

  Justin : You're making out with my girlfriend!

  Viola : *Ex*-girlfriend!

  Duke : [Duke realizes that Viola is Sebastian's sister]  Whoa! You're... You're Sebastian's sister?

  Justin : [to Duke, shoving him]  And *you're* about to die!

  Duke : [Duke chuckles to Justin]  What're you gonna do? Drown me in your tears?

  Justin : I did not cry during that game, I had something in my eye!

  Viola : [pulling Justin away from Duke]  OK, you know what? Can we just, just dial it down and just... step away, OK?

  Duke : [agreeing with Viola]  You know what? She's right. I'm gonna see you on the soccer field and we'll settle this all then.

  Justin : [nodding in agreement]  OK, Duke.

  [Justin briefly walks away for a minute then pauses, then comes back to Duke] 

  Justin : Or, we could just settle it right here!

  [Justin punches Duke and the two boys end up in a fist fight]