She's the Man (2006)

Jonathan Sadowski: Paul

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Quotes 

• Viola : I just can't do this.

  Paul : Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong but you know what I mean.

• Monique : [Trying to distract Paul, Kia, and Yvonne so that she can get into the Moon Bounce to talk to Viola who she thinks is Sebastian]  What's that?

  Kia : [Follows Monique's finger] 

  Paul : [Still looking at Monique]  Kia, don't look.

  Kia : [Looks back at Monique, looks down, disappointed] 

• Daphne : Nonsense! You don't need a man to wear a beautiful dress!

  Paul : But it doesn't hurt...

  [Paul gets down on one knee in front of Viola] 

  Paul : Viola Hastings it would be my pleasure to escort you.

• Paul : Vi- be a good boy.

• Paul : [laughs]  You want me to turn you into your brother?

  Viola : That's right. I'm going to Illyria as Sebastian. I'll make the boys soccer team, and in 12 days beat the Cornwall boys team.

  Paul : You've taken too many soccer balls to the head.

  Viola : You know I can do it, Paul.

  Paul : Except for the voice, mannerisms, the breasts, the mentality and...

  Yvonne : It doesn't matter. Nobody at Illyria has even met Sebastian. They won't know the difference.

  Paul : They'll know he's a girl.

  Viola : Oh, come on, Paul.

  Yvonne , Kia : [in unison]  Yeah, come on, Paul.

  Old Lady in Beauty Parlor : Yeah, come on, Paul.

  Paul : OK. OK. I'll see what I can do.

  Viola : Yes!

• [as Sebastian, Viola enters Cesarios searching for Duke, Andrew and Toby] 

  Duke : Man. Look who's here.

  [ducks down] 

  Duke : Don't look at him. Maybe he won't see us. Spread out so that it looks like we got no room.

  [Toby spreads out] 

  Viola : What's up?

  Duke , Andrew : What's up?

  Paul : [into his phone]  Go, Kia.

  [Kia struts into Cesarios up to Viola/Sebastian] 

  Kia : Hey, Sebastian.

  Viola : Kia. Hey, girl. How you doing, baby?

  Kia : Not the same without you.

  Viola : You know how it is. New school, new babe pool.

  [Duke and Andrew look at each other, confused] 

  Kia : I miss you, Sebastian. I've been thinking about you a lot. Especially at night.

  Viola : Sweet.

  Kia : And late.

  Toby : Okay. Did she just say that to Sebastian?

  Duke : What just happened?