She's the Man (2006)

Amanda Crew: Kia

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Quotes 

• Sebastian : Folks, I'm a boy. I promise.

  Malcolm : Prove it.

  Sebastian : Okay.

  [pulls down his soccer shorts, everyone sees his privates] 

  Kia : Nice work, Paul. Wow.

  [looks through her binoculars] 

  Roger : [His Dad in the audience]  That's my boy.

  Eunice : Soccer is the world's favorite sport.

• Monique : [Trying to distract Paul, Kia, and Yvonne so that she can get into the Moon Bounce to talk to Viola who she thinks is Sebastian]  What's that?

  Kia : [Follows Monique's finger] 

  Paul : [Still looking at Monique]  Kia, don't look.

  Kia : [Looks back at Monique, looks down, disappointed] 

• Paul : [laughs]  You want me to turn you into your brother?

  Viola : That's right. I'm going to Illyria as Sebastian. I'll make the boys soccer team, and in 12 days beat the Cornwall boys team.

  Paul : You've taken too many soccer balls to the head.

  Viola : You know I can do it, Paul.

  Paul : Except for the voice, mannerisms, the breasts, the mentality and...

  Yvonne : It doesn't matter. Nobody at Illyria has even met Sebastian. They won't know the difference.

  Paul : They'll know he's a girl.

  Viola : Oh, come on, Paul.

  Yvonne , Kia : [in unison]  Yeah, come on, Paul.

  Old Lady in Beauty Parlor : Yeah, come on, Paul.

  Paul : OK. OK. I'll see what I can do.

  Viola : Yes!

• [as Sebastian, Viola enters Cesarios searching for Duke, Andrew and Toby] 

  Duke : Man. Look who's here.

  [ducks down] 

  Duke : Don't look at him. Maybe he won't see us. Spread out so that it looks like we got no room.

  [Toby spreads out] 

  Viola : What's up?

  Duke , Andrew : What's up?

  Paul : [into his phone]  Go, Kia.

  [Kia struts into Cesarios up to Viola/Sebastian] 

  Kia : Hey, Sebastian.

  Viola : Kia. Hey, girl. How you doing, baby?

  Kia : Not the same without you.

  Viola : You know how it is. New school, new babe pool.

  [Duke and Andrew look at each other, confused] 

  Kia : I miss you, Sebastian. I've been thinking about you a lot. Especially at night.

  Viola : Sweet.

  Kia : And late.

  Toby : Okay. Did she just say that to Sebastian?

  Duke : What just happened?

• [Viola and the Cornwall Academy girls soccer team walk on the campus] 

  Kia : OK, but seriously, don't you think you'd get more playing time at a school like Michigan?

  Viola : Yeah maybe, but it's always been about being a Tar Heel for me.

  Yvonne : [running towards the soccer team]  Hey guys, wait up!

  Viola : I'm gonna wear that Carolina blue.

  Kia : Yeah.

  Viola : Yeah, baby!

  [seeing the Cornwall lacrosse team on the soccer field] 

  Viola : OK, what is the lacrosse team doing on our field?

  Yvonne : [comes up to Viola with a clipboard]  The school cut our team.

  Viola : Wait, what?

  Yvonne : Not enough girls signed up.

  Viola : So they just cut us?

  Kia : They can't do that.