She's the Man (2006)

Robert Hoffman: Justin

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Quotes 

• Justin : Could you be a girl for just 5 seconds?

  Viola : Ok... First of all it's not a stupid soccer issue and... you're a jerk. Oh look at that, times up.

  [slaps him in the face] 

• Viola : What are you talking about? Why are you lying?

  Justin : Viola! End of discussion.

  Viola : FINE. End of relationship.

  Justin : Baby, don't be like that. I just don't want to see you get hurt.

  Viola : Aww. You are so full of...

  Coach Pistonek : [whistle blows]  Back to practice.

• Justin : [kisses Viola]  Ok, you are really getting good.

  Viola : Aw, you too. I mean when we first started going out, you couldn't kiss at all.

  Justin : I meant at soccer.

  Viola : Aw, really?

  Justin : Absolutely. You're already better than half the guys on my team.

  Viola : Hmm... probably more than half.

  [kisses justin] 

  Justin : What do you mean I couldn't kiss at all?

  Viola : Don't worry, I've taught you well.

• Duke : What're you gonna do, drown me in your tears?

  Justin : I did not cry during that game. I had something in my eye.

• Justin : [Justin blocks duke's shot]  That's right. Didn't score on me last half won't score on this half. I'm a ninja. Ninja Goalie.

• Coach Pistonek : Hi girls, heard the bad news.

  Viola : Bad? It's a disaster!

  Coach Pistonek : I know. Well if there's anything I can help you with, you just say the word.

  Viola : As a matter of fact, there is. We want to try out for the boy's team.

  [Other girls agree] 

  Coach Pistonek : [laughs]  Uh, anything besides that.

  Viola : Coach, come on! You know that we're good enough!

  Coach Pistonek : I don't know that that's a thing that I know.

  Viola : All we're asking for is one shot.

  [Other girls agree] 

  Coach Pistonek : Girls, we have two weeks before school starts. Then we open against Illyria, a rivalry game. We have to win.

  Viola : And we can help you win.

  Justin : Hey, baby. What's going on coach?

  Coach Pistonek : Umm, girls here want to try out for the team.

• [first lines] 

  Justin : Oh! She shoots, she scores! Goal!

• Justin : [after Illyria scores the winning goal, Justin sits in the goalie booth sobbing]  It's not fair! IT'S NOT FAIR! That was a lucky shot!

  [to Viola] 

  Justin : I never wanna see you again! You *SUCK!*

  [Justin wails as he goes off] 

• Justin : [Justin has just caught Viola kissing Duke in the kissing booth]  Viola, what the hell is this?

  9 Year Old Boy : [to Justin]  Back of the line, butt-ball!

  [the 9 year old boy puffs his chest out] 

  Justin : [to Duke]  Excuse me, doofus!

  [Justin moves the stool out of the way] 

  Justin : You're making out with my girlfriend!

  Viola : *Ex*-girlfriend!

  Duke : [realising Viola is Sebastian's sister]  Whoa! You're... You're Sebastian's sister?

  Justin : [shoving Duke]  And *you're* about to die!

  Duke : [Duke chuckles]  What're you gonna do? Drown me in your tears?

  Justin : I did not cry during that game! I had something in my eye!

  Viola : [coming in between Duke and Justin and pushes them away from each other]  OK, you know what? Can we just dial it down and just, step away, OK?

  Duke : You know what she's right. I'm gonna see you on the soccer field and we'll settle this all then.

  Justin : OK, Duke.

  [walks away for a minute, pauses, and comes back] 

  Justin : Or, we could just settle this right here!

  [Justin punches Duke and the two boys are involved in a fist fight] 

• Justin : [Justin catches Duke and Viola kissing in the kissing booth]  Viola, what the hell is this?

  9 Year Old Boy : [from the queue]  Back of the line, buttball!

  [puffs his chest out] 

  Justin : [to Duke]  Excuse me, doofus!

  [Justin shoves the stool out of the way] 

  Justin : You're making out with my girlfriend!

  Viola : *Ex*-girlfriend!

  Duke : [Duke realizes that Viola is Sebastian's sister]  Whoa! You're... You're Sebastian's sister?

  Justin : [to Duke, shoving him]  And *you're* about to die!

  Duke : [Duke chuckles to Justin]  What're you gonna do? Drown me in your tears?

  Justin : I did not cry during that game, I had something in my eye!

  Viola : [pulling Justin away from Duke]  OK, you know what? Can we just, just dial it down and just... step away, OK?

  Duke : [agreeing with Viola]  You know what? She's right. I'm gonna see you on the soccer field and we'll settle this all then.

  Justin : [nodding in agreement]  OK, Duke.

  [Justin briefly walks away for a minute then pauses, then comes back to Duke] 

  Justin : Or, we could just settle it right here!

  [Justin punches Duke and the two boys end up in a fist fight]