She's the Man (2006)

James Kirk: Sebastian

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• Sebastian : Folks, I'm a boy. I promise.

  Malcolm : Prove it.

  Sebastian : Okay.

  [pulls down his soccer shorts, everyone sees his privates] 

  Kia : Nice work, Paul. Wow.

  [looks through her binoculars] 

  Roger : [His Dad in the audience]  That's my boy.

  Eunice : Soccer is the world's favorite sport.

• Principal Gold : [referring to Sebastian]  He's probably halfway to China by now, I mean, he showed his "willis and doodleberries"...

  Sebastian : Present!

• Sebastian : [indicating Viola's false sideburns]  Are those real?

  Viola : Oh yeah, I'm growing sideburns now- NO!

• Sebastian : [talking about musicians]  Last time I heard, they don't need to know TRIGONOMETRY.

• Viola : You know the percentage of bands that actually make it to the big time?

  Sebastian : Probably the same as female soccer players...

• Sebastian : [after falling over on the football pitch again]  What am I doing? This isn't FUN.

• Sebastian : Besides, if you want to chase your dreams, sometimes you gotta break the rules, right?

• Sebastian : Folks, I'm a boy. I promise.

  Malcolm : Prove it.

  Sebastian : Okay.

  [pulls down his soccer shorts] 

• Olivia : [embracing and kissing Sebastian]  Wake up. I've been waiting for you to open your eyes so I can tell you that I think I'm ready. I'm ready to free-fall into the unknown. I'll see you at the game tomorrow.

  [runs away] 

  Sebastian : [stands and stares in surprise for a few seconds]  I think I'm gonna like this school.

• Roger : [to Sebastian]  If Viola was here pretending to be you, where were you?

  Viola : Oh, he was...

  Sebastian : I was in London playing my music.

  Roger , Daphne : [in unison]  London?

  Sebastian : It was important to me.

  [Roger and Daphne start to argue, but Viola cuts them off] 

  Viola : Mom, Dad... Hey! Why don't we go to dinner? As a family? Maybe tomorrow?

  Daphne : I suppose I could fit that in.

  [to Roger] 

  Daphne : Would you like to have my cell phone number?

  Roger : Let me give you my e-mail.

  Viola : Yay!

  [she and Sebastian hug] 

  Sebastian : Good job.

  Viola : Thank you. Oh, wait!

  [brings Sebastian up to Olivia] 

  Viola : There is somebody I want you to officially meet. Sebastian Hastings, Olivia Lennox.

  Sebastian : It's very nice to meet you.

  Olivia : You too.

  Sebastian : So I heard you like my lyrics.