Quotes
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Cassie : [to her aunt and uncle, about needing a double mattress] Y'know with my legs stiffening up sometimes and the two of us being married and all.
Cassie's Uncle : You're married?
Cassie's Aunt : That must be what kids call going steady these days.
Ben : No, we're actually married.
[Cassie smiles and displays her "ring"]
Cassie's Aunt : [looking a little confused] Was it a large wedding?
Cassie : Oh, about twenty or thirty head. Mostly hogs and some sows.
Ben : Oh, and pigs.
Cassie : Yes, there were several pigs in attendence as well.
Cassie's Aunt : [still looking confused] Well, I guess we'll get you a double mattress then.