Jerry Springer: The Opera (2005 TV Movie)
Annabelle Williams: Andrea, Archangel Michael
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Quotes
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1st Inner Valkyrie : [appearing on the side balcony of the stage]
[singing]
1st Inner Valkyrie : Jerry, Jerry!
Jerry Springer : [to audience] It's OK. It's my inner Valkyrie.
[to her]
Jerry Springer : How can I help you today?
1st Inner Valkyrie : [singing] Jerry, let the morons fight, but how does Jerry sleep at night?
Jerry Springer : How do I sleep? I sleep on my back, thank you! You know it's easy to occupy the moral high ground, what's more difficult, is to confidently occupy the moral low ground. Now go away!
[she sighs and walks off]
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Jerry Springer : My next guest with a guilty secret is Montel. So Montel what's on your mind?
Montel : [singing] I've been seeing Andrea here, and we're in love, we're in love, we're in love!
Jerry Springer : And so what is it you want to tell Andrea?
Montel : [singing] Well Jerry...
Jerry Springer : [interrupting] Don't talk to me. Talk to Andrea.
Montel : [Turns to Andrea. Singing] Baby, I love you, with all of my heart, but there is one thing you could do for me. Which could change my life! Change my life!
Andrea : [singing] Tell me baby! Tell me baby!
Montel : [singing] Well baby...
Andrea : [singing] Tell me baby! Tell me baby!
Montel : [singing] Well baby...
Andrea : [singing] Tell me baby! Tell me baby! Tell me baby! Tell me baby! Tell me!
Montel : [singing] I wanna be your baby!... baby.
Montel : [singing] You are my Baby, baby.
Montel : [singing] What I mean is... I wanna be your BABY!
Andrea : [singing. Confused, after a long pause] ... what?
Montel : [singing] Be your baby!
Andrea : [singing] You gotta be kidding!
Montel : [singing] Be your baba! Be your baby!
Andrea : [singing] Tell me...
Montel : [singing] Be your baba! Be your baby!
[Rips his clothes off. He now stands on the stage in nothing but his shoes and a large traditional diaper]
Montel : I wanna be your baby, baby! B A B with a Y, B.A.B.Y!
