Jerry Springer: The Opera (2005 TV Movie)

Claire Platt: Zandra, Irene, Mary

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Quotes 

• Irene : There is only one cure for unrequited love... chocolate and howling at the moon.

  [looks up at a moon on stage] 

  Irene : Awoo! Awoo!

  [everyone joins in] 

  Irene : Awoo! Awoo! Awoo!

• [to Jesus] 

  [singing] 

  Mary : Where were you when I was on my own? / Where were you when they rolled the stone? / Where were you when I was getting old? / Where you when I was sick and bald? / Where, where, where were you?

  Satan : [singing]  Jesus wasn't there, he didn't care!

  Eve : [singing]  Where were you when the children cried?

  Adam : [singing]  Where were you when the children died?

  Jesus : [singing]  Where were you when I was crucified? / Where were you when they pierced my side?

• Zandra : [singing]  I remember when we was young. / We had some laughs, we had some fun. / We lived on dreams, we was full of hope, / Until I got addicted to crack and dope, crack and dope.

• Zandra : [singing]  Why'd you tell her, asshole?

  Dwight : [singing]  Gotta fess up. Gotta fess up!

  Zandra : [singing]  Peaches, it weren't me, it was the blow.

  Peaches : [singing]  Shut it, bitch!

  Zandra : [singing]  Peaches!

  Peaches : [singing]  Crack head!

  [to Zandra] 

  Ensemble : Slut Junkie!