Jerry Springer: The Opera (2005 TV Movie)
Alison Jiear: Shawntel, Eve
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Quotes
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Chucky : [singing] Put your fucking clothes on, you stupid bitch!
Shawntel : [singing] Don't you you touch me! / I'll kill you in your sleep! /
[runs over and pushes him]
Shawntel : Cocksucker!
[he runs after her]
Shawntel : Talk to the ass! Talk to the ass!
Jerry Springer : So, Chucky, I take it your not too thrilled with Shawntel's pole-dancing dream?
Chucky : [singing] She looks like a clown! She looks like a slut!
Shawntel : [singing] He don't know shit! He never saw me dance! / But he watches other women dance, every night with his buddies.
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Shawntel : [pole dancing. Singing] I don't give a fuck no more. / If people think I am a whore. / I just wanna dance... I just wanna dance. / Things are going bad for me - I am feeling sad for me. So I just wanna dance, oh, I just wanna dance. / I'm tired of laughing, I'm tired of crying, I'm tired of failing and I'm tired of all this trying. / I wanna do some living, coz' I've done enough dying. / I just wanna dance - I just wanna fucking dance!
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[to Jesus]
[singing]
Mary : Where were you when I was on my own? / Where were you when they rolled the stone? / Where were you when I was getting old? / Where you when I was sick and bald? / Where, where, where were you?
Satan : [singing] Jesus wasn't there, he didn't care!
Eve : [singing] Where were you when the children cried?
Adam : [singing] Where were you when the children died?
Jesus : [singing] Where were you when I was crucified? / Where were you when they pierced my side?
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Chucky : [singing] If she don't stop, I'll find me another woman.
Shawntel : [laughs]
[singing]
Shawntel : What ya gonna do? Buy her? Or drug her?
Chucky : [singing] Gotta find me something... to replace her tainted, saggy old skin.
Shawntel : [singing] Good! Good! I'm tired of your little dick flesh. / It's so small I'd get more pleasure from fucking myself, with my own clitoris!
