In Search of Santa (2003 Video)

Lee Tockar: Max, Phillip, Pup

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Quotes 

• Princess Crystal : [Next to the invisible wall of Santa's City in the North Pole, which is ONLY visible to "True Believers"]  Close your eyes,

  [Lucinda closes her eyes, and so does Pup] 

  Princess Crystal : ... and visualize. In the arctic white stands a mavelous sight, a city that glitters and glows.

  Princess Lucinda : Even the trees?

  Princess Crystal : Oh, when it snows. Inside, you'll find merry little elves humming to themselves, loading up their selves...

  Princess Lucinda : ...with toys.

  Princess Crystal : And peppermint trees with chocolate leaves lining every street. Lolipop flowers.

  Princess Lucinda : Candy-striped towers.

  Princess Crystal : And all the sweets you can eat.

  Princess Lucinda : And the chairman in charge...

  Princess Crystal : ...is jolly and large.

  Princess Lucinda : Santa! Santa Claus!

  [a brick appears in a visible wall] 

  Princess Crystal : Yes.

  [Another brick appears] 

  Princess Lucinda : I see it. I see it!

  [Some more bricks appear; laughs] 

  Princess Lucinda : It's marvelous. It's... It's magical. It's...

  Princess Crystal : [Even more bricks rapidly appear to cover the shot]  Don't stop now.

  [Crystal & Lucy gasp, followed by Pup, as the invisible wall becomes visible around Santa's City] 

  Princess Crystal : Lucy, you've done it.

  Princess Lucinda : I can hardly believe it.

  [the wall simply disappears two-by-two] 

  Princess Lucinda : I said "hardly."

  [the wall simply reappears two-by-two; Pup is Barking excitedly] 

  Princess Crystal , Princess Lucinda : [Jumping around the enterence, repeatedly]  We're here! We're here! We're here! We're here!

  Max : [Comes through the small door to the city with his flying pig aside it]  Right this way, please.

• Princess Crystal : Mother!

  Princess Lucinda : Father!

  King Calvin : Lucinda!

  Queen Penelope : Crystal!

  Princess Crystal : Eugene!

  Eugene : Princess!

  Princess Lucinda : Phillip.

  Phillip : Lucy?

  [Calvin, Penelope and the rest of the crowd turn toward the Terribly Deep Thinkers] 

  King Calvin : Deep Thinkers!

  [the Deep Thinkers stops and turns around toward the crowd. Agonysia drops the "Lost at Sea" document] 

• Princess Lucinda : [Running away from the polar bear]  Aah! It's not a man in a furry suit! It's a hungry bear in a furry suit!

  Princess Crystal , Pup : [Together and goes running away]  Gasp!

  Princess Lucinda : [She trips and slides down against the nearby tree; Whimpering]  Gasp!

  Polar Bear : [as he slowly goes downhill]  Grrr...

  Princess Lucinda : Now see here. I am a royal penguin princess, and I command you to not eat me.

  [Lucy whimpers] 

• Mrs. Claus : [to Crystal & Lucy]  I'm Mrs. Claus. Welcome to the castle. We've been watching your journey on Santa's magic looking glass.

  Mrs. Claus : [to everyone]  Every elf, reindeer and toy knows of your great adventure.

  Max : [to Crystal & Lucy]  You even got past me - Max the Annoying Elf. Hmm.

  [Audience cheers in the background] 

  Mrs. Claus : [to Crystal & Lucy]  Around here, you are heroes.

  Princess Lucinda : I'm no hero. I never believed in any of this.

• King Calvin , Queen Penelope , Agonysia , Mortmottimes , Derridommis , Eugene , Phillip , The Wing Maidens , The Crowd of Royal Rookery Rock : [together]  Happy hatchday to you / Happy hatchday to you / You're looking real swell / Since you shattered your shell / Happy Ha-aaa-atchday to yo-oooo-ou

• [Princesses Crystal & Lucinda and Pup the Seal head to the front door of Max Elfman's igloo; Crystal knocks door] 

  Max : [Opens door]  Whatever you're sellin' I ain't buying.

  Princess Crystal : We're not selling anything.

  Max : Oh. Then, get lost.

  [Shuts door; The Princesses gasp] 

  Princess Crystal : We already are.

  [She knocks Max's front door again] 

  Max : What?

  [Opens door as he said] 

  Princess Crystal : We came all the way from the South Pole to find Santa.

  Max : Then you came for nothin'. Ain't you heard? Santy Claus, DON'T EXIST. Now scram!

  [Shuts door] 

  Princess Lucinda : Can we go home now?

  Princess Crystal : He's testing us. It's part of the grand quest tradition.

  Princess Lucinda : He's certainly testing my patience.

  [Crystal knocks the door once again] 

  Max : [Opens]  You again?

  Princess Crystal : You're not fooling anyone Mr. Elf.

  Max : Elfman.

  Princess Crystal : [Points to Max's shoes]  Perhaps you'd care to explain your shoes.

  [Camera shows Max's shoes] 

  Princess Crystal : Looks like regulation elf footwear to me.

  Princess Lucinda : I thought elves had pointy ears.

  [Max covers his ears which is hidden from his hood] 

  Princess Crystal : Kindly remove your hood, Mr. Elfman.

  Max : I don't wanna.

  Princess Crystal : Because you're hiding elf hears.

  Max : No. It's just a- I have a receding hairiine and I'm a little... elf-conscious.

  [Giggles] 

  Princess Lucinda : I command you to remove your hood ths instant.

  Max : Make me.

  [He starts running as he takes off his hood revealing his pointy ears as Lucy grabs his hood] 

  Princess Lucinda : Delighted to oblige.

  [She holds onto Max's hood for the few seconds as Pup barks then she relases it starting a chase] 

  Princess Crystal : After him!

  Pup : [He and Crystal & Lucy goes chasing after Max. They go through the igloo and into the back door]  Arf-ar-arf!

  [after they got out quickly Crystal remembered he goes around the left side of the igloo and continues chasing. Max get on his fat pig with a magic flying spinning cap and spins the pig's cap. They begin flying towards Santa's city. Crystal, Lucy and Pup stops chasing as they fly away] 

  Princess Crystal : Oh Lucy, you said we'd find Santa when pigs fly. You're a genius.

  Princess Lucinda : True. FOLLOW THAT PIIIIG!

• Phillip : King and Queen, Deep Thinkers, ladies and gentlebirds. Brace yourselves for the comedy stylings of royal funnybird, Eugene the fool.