Shop Assistant:
[
Very feminine voice] Congratulations! My wife is pregnant too.
Becky:
Wife? I thought you were a batty-man.
Shop Assistant:
Excuse me?
Becky:
Aren't you gay?
Shop Assistant:
No.
Becky:
There's nothing wrong with it.
Shop Assistant:
I know. I'm just saying...
Becky:
Alright, calm down, yankee.
Shop Assistant:
I'm CANADIAN.
Becky:
Same thing!
Trife:
She ain't a virgin.
Shaneek:
How the fuck would you know?
Trife:
Cause me and her fucked the day I turned you down.
Mark:
I'm a fuckin' bastard.
Alisa:
You're not a bastard. You're a cunt.
Uncle Curtis:
[
to Trev, holding a box cutter] I want you to carve a "c" from the corner of him eye to the corner of him mouth.
Alisa:
It's morning sickness.
Becky:
But it's not morning.
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