"Les rois maudits" (2005) TV mini-series

Director:

Josée Dayan

Writers:

Maurice Druon (novel) and
Anne-Marie Catois (writer)

Release Date:

28 September 2005 (Belgium)

Genre:

Drama | History

Plot:

Based on the novel of the same name by Maurice Druon, Les Rois maudits (The Cursed Kings) is the second...

Plot Keywords:

Burned At The Stake | French | Murder | France | Knight Templar

Cast

Jeanne Moreau	...	Mahaut d'Artois
Philippe Torreton	...	Robert d'Artois
Tchéky Karyo	...	Philippe le Bel (as Tcheky Karyo)
Gérard Depardieu	...	Jacques de Molay
Jérôme Anger	...	Guillaume de Nogaret
Jean-Claude Brialy	...	Hugues de Bouville
Jean-Claude Drouot	...	Enguerrand de Marigny
Jacques Spiesser	...	Charles de Valois
Guillaume Depardieu	...	Louis X le Hutin
Julie Gayet	...	Isabelle de France, reine d'Angleterre
Julie Depardieu	...	Jeanne de Poitiers
Jeanne Balibar	...	Béatrice d'Hirson
Hélène Fillières	...	Marguerite de Bourgogne
Eric Ruf	...	Philippe de Poitiers
Anne Malraux	...	Blanche de Bourgogne

Also Known As:

A Cursed Monarchy (International: English title)
La maledizione dei templari (Italy)
The Accursed Kings (Australia)

Runtime:

500 min (5 parts)

Country:

France | Italy

Language:

French | Italian

Color:

Color

Certification:

Netherlands:12 | Australia:M (some episodes) | Australia:MA (some episodes)

Filming Locations:

Bucharest, Romania

Company:

Castel Film Romania

Movie Connections:

Remake of "Les rois maudits" (1972)

Les Miniseries Maudites

Just sat through the 5 films of this series, about 7,5 hours in total. I have to say I left the seat with mixed emotions. The stuff itself is interesting, the dialog well written. But there is a lot to tip the scales to the negative. When I say the production is cheap, I don't mean it's done on a shoestring budget: on the contrary. There are lavish production numbers, gigantic sets, and probably Gerard Depardieu's fee for a typical 10 minute walkover, designed to save a mediocre film, is stellar in itself. I'm thinking more of the emotional and stylistic poverty that flies in your face every now and then. It's a total mishmash of intentions: the writers seem to have striven towards a historically correct, serious drama (as far as I understand it's a pretty close remake of an early 70s series). The casting director has herded together an international cast of actors with very different styles and abilities. There are good, insightful performances, such as given by Tchéky Karyo and Julie Gayet; then there are cheesy, dubbed, but enjoyable performances (Luca Barbareschi); and finally there are totally atrocious, bad, plain wrong performances such as Jeanne Balibar's Béatrice d'Hirson, who walks and talks like a heavily painted, booze soaked 1940s film noir tramp, dresses like Lady GaGa and at one point even wears yellow rubber gloves in a laboratory (in the year of our good Lord 1315). There's a limit to everything.

Towering over everyone is the great immortal Jeanne Moreau, who probably couldn't care less who she has to act against and tear to pieces (yes, it's a blood sport up there) and is engaged solely in giving a tour de force performance to forever silence all other actresses around her. No wonder the director(s) found this Sodom and Gomorrah of great personalities unmanageable, so he (they) just didn't give a damn and instead of a flowing narrative gave us a random selection of scenes and episodes. Everything is lit in a cheap (yes, I've said it), sharp, colorful giallo light, making it Eurotrash at the best and a made-for-cable quickie at the worst. Only this quickie lasts for hours on end.

The cherry on the top is the art direction. It's absolutely impossible to grasp the intentions of the dress, make up and set departments. The costumes are a mix of Mad Max and Xena with an occasional "period gown" thrown in to add to the confusion. I already mentioned the yellow rubber gloves and sexy latex leotards worn by Miss Balibar. It gets worse as the series progress. Jeanne Moreau gets to change her outfits almost in the middle of her scenes. In her glossy glamour dresses, shoulder pads, Ascot hats, wearing heavy modern lipstick and beauty pageant hairdos, she looks like an eighties transvestite, but nobody seems to notice or object to that. It seems many of the actresses just walk to the set with whatever they had on. The illusion keeps chattering, if ever there was one.

The sets... where do I begin? Sure, they had the money. Perhaps the producers were afraid that a historical epic wouldn't sell well enough, so a set design genius was brought in to "update" the Gothic world. Obviously heavily influenced by the Riddic Chronicles, the action seems to take place in a gigantic space ship. Unless it takes place outdoors. In that case it seems to take place on Venus, since in every single outdoor shot there is a superimposed 3D heaven with supernova effects, bright red / blue / green / purple clouds and a wind speed of at least 600 MpH. There is also a very interesting scene where they build a Gothic cathedral. If you watch carefully, you'll learn, that they actually built top-down.

Watch it, enjoy it, be blown away. Not quite what it could have been, but never a dull moment.