Nathan Barley (2005)

Rosie Marcel: Bank Manager

Quotes 

• Dan : [in bank applying for loan]  Twenty thousand pounds?

  Bank manager : [looks bemused]  Twenty thousand pounds?

  Dan : Yes.

  Bank manager : I don't think we can do that.

  Dan : [pauses] 

  [points to his paint-strewn, half cut hair] 

  Dan : Well ignore this. This isn't... you know. Eh... tried to sort this out this morning, but the barber couldn't finish because I killed his cat.

  [sighs] 

  Dan : Emm...

  Bank manager : You killed the barber's cat?

  Dan : By accident, yep. So, emm... so just, that's not me.

  [pause, and he leaves]