Superhero Movie (2008)
Ryan Hansen: Lance Landers
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Quotes
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Lance Landers : [to Rick] Watch where you're going in slo-mo, dipshit.
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[Rick, Aunt Lucille, Jill, Lou and Lance are sitting down for their Thanksgiving dinner]
Lou Landers : [Lou looks at Rick's arm and sees a cut on it] What happened to your arm?
Rick Riker : Uh... A bike messenger knocked me down.
Rick Riker : I see your wrist is bandaged.
Lou Landers : Yes, I burned it on some hot coffee.
Lou Landers : And you have a cut on your lip.
Rick Riker : Uh... My crack pipe broke.
Rick Riker : You have a scratch on your neck.
Lou Landers : Yes, I met a girl on Craig's List.
Lou Landers : And you have a bruise on your neck.
Rick Riker : I met a guy on Craig's List.
Lou Landers : I'm sorry Lance, but we have to go.
Lance Landers : Why?
Lou Landers : I... shot my pants.
[Everyone looks at Lou in total shock]
Lance Landers : I'll drive.
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Lou Landers : What happened to your arm?
Rick Riker : Oh. Um, a bike messenger knocked me down. I see your wrist is bandaged.
Lou Landers : Yes, I burned it on some hot coffee, and you have a cut on your lip.
Rick Riker : Um... my crack pipe broke. You have a scratch on your neck.
Lou Landers : Yes, I, um... met a girl on Craigslist. And you have a bruise on *your* neck.
Rick Riker : I... met a *guy* on Craigslist.
Lou Landers : Sorry, Lance. We have to go.
Lance Landers : Why?
Lou Landers : I... shat my pants.
Lance Landers : I'll drive.