Trailer Park Boys: The Movie (2006)

Mike Smith: Bubbles

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Quotes 

• Bubbles : Delicate Ricky, delicate... Thats blue dye under pressure! That whore blows and we all look like those blue, bald headed dicks that beat the drums.

• Bubbles : [terrified & being chased by a police chopper]  THERES A HELLACOCKSUCKER BEHIND US!

• Bubbles : Ricky, I think you might have hurt Corey and Trevor's feelings there!

  Ricky : Bubbles, look at them. They're the stupidest fuck-giraffes in the dumb-dumb salad.

  Bubbles : Fuck giraffes?

• [from trailer] 

  Bubbles : We're going to have to play ourselves boys. I'm going have to be to be Bubbles in the movie.

  Julian : These people are terrible.

  Ricky : What if I want to be Bubbles?

  Julian : You're going to play yourself. Think, okay. You're going to be Ricky.

  Bubbles : Now you're being a dick right now. You do just that.

• Bubbles : [after Lucy flashes her implants to the crowd]  What a greasy horror show...

• Bubbles : [to Julian, while he's talking to Ricky on his cell phone]  Should you be on the phone with him if he's masturbating?

• Bubbles : Boys do you think there's something fucking wrong with ten thousand people seeing us doing this and taking pictures, maybe?

• Bubbles : [afer smelling a kitty that spent the night in ricky's car]  Ricky! Smell him! He smells like cigarettes!

  Ricky : [Smells kitty]  Yeah he does smells like cigarettes a bit I guess.

  Bubbles : Kitties aren't supposed to smell like cigarettes, they're supposed to smell like kitties!

• Ricky : Do you want to take it to Fucktown Lahey? Cause that's where this is headed: Downtown Fucktown!

  Bubbles : No Mr. Lahey, PLEASE, we don't want to go to Fucktown!

• Bubbles : God, this place makes me frisky!

• Bubbles : Chicken and bangin'. That's nice...

• Bubbles : Jesus Murphy!

• Ricky : [from trailer]  What kind of English is that?

  Bubbles : He's speaking Spanish Ricky.

  Ricky : Boy here let's clear something up. Is it galapeno or halapeno?

  Hispanic Auditionee : It's jalapeño.

  Ricky : No, it's galapeno. Next.