Run Fatboy Run (2007)
Simon Pegg: Dennis
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Quotes
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Gordon : Hey I've got you those tickets you wanted...
Dennis : They were for yesterday!
Gordon : Oh so NOW you don't want them?
Dennis : Why would I want them?
Gordon : You could... sell them on e-bay.
Dennis : Who would buy tickets for an event which happened yesterday?
Gordon : ...Time Travellers.
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Dennis : You know, I mean, I didn't do you any favours on that day, ok? I did a stupid, stupid thing. But it was only because I thought spoiling your day was better than ruining your life. Does that make any sense?
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Dennis : As you get older, you're gonna realize there are a lot of things that you don't like. Things much worse than this. And when those things happen, you can't just run away.
Jake : why not?
Dennis : Because it doesn't solve the problem. The problem's still there. You've got to stick at it, and then figure out a way to solve the problem, even if it's really really hard.
Jake : Is that what you do, Dad?
Dennis : [just looking helpless and speechless...]
Jake : Dad?
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Mr. Ghoshdashtidar : I've got a surprise for you!
Dennis : Oh!... it's not a spatula is it?
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Dennis : [surprised] What are you doing here?
Mr. Ghoshdashtidar : I'm the assistant coach.
Dennis : How'd you get to be assistant coach?
Mr. Ghoshdashtidar : Because I have the spatula!
[whacks Dennis with it]
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Dennis : I thought it would be a good chance for me to get to know Whit a little better, so...
Libby : Well, maybe we should all go out to dinner then?
Dennis : Really?
Libby : Yeah, and then we could go dancing...
Dennis : You're joking...?
Libby : No, not at all. And afterwards we could come back here and have a threesome.
Dennis : [thinks it over] You *are* joking.
Libby : Of course, I am!
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Man in Bakery : I would settle for something shaped like a fish.
Dennis : Go to a fishmonger!
Man in Bakery : I'm a vegetarian.
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[during the race]
Dennis : Isn't it enough?
Whit : What?
Dennis : You got the girl, all right? Isn't it enough?
Whit : I just think it's high time you realized that it's over, sir! Otherwise, it's gonna be very tough for you when we move to Chicago!
Dennis : What?
Whit : [off their pace, trying to discourage Dennis] You'd better slow down there, chief! You've got a long way to go!
Dennis : Yeah, well - so have you!
[Dennis accelerates past Whit]
Whit : Oh, yeah! Yes, I like it! Run, fatboy, run!
[Whit takes his lead back, but as Dennis passes him one more time...]
Dennis : I can lose weight... but you'll always be an arsehole!
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Dennis : I know doing this thing isn't going to change anything or make anything better but um. I would just settle for your respect. I'd settle for you smiling about the time we had together and not think it was a waste of time.