Employee of the Month (2006)
Dax Shepard: Vince
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Quotes
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Vince : This is an '81 Honda! How dare you!
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[while Vince and Jorje are in Zack's house, changing all the clocks, his grandmother comes into the room. Jorge takes out a knife]
Vince : What are you doing? There are no weapons in this mission. I will not do time for you. I will roll over on you.
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[Zack calls Timeout to give the Super Club Softball Team an inspirational pep talk]
Zack : Grab a knee. C'mon.
[All the members of the Super Club Softball Team takes a knee]
Zack : We can win this. And we can win this the Super Club way. Ok? And until today, I didn't even know what that meant. In fact, I still don't. But I do know this; we are a team out here. I mean look at us. Glenn Ross.
[Zack points to Glenn Ross]
Zack : I thought you were going to be a stuffed shirt out here. But the way you took out that catcher, are you kidding me? You're the balls, man. You're the balls and the tank. You're that whole region.
[Zack points to the Catcher]
Zack : And you? I don't even know you on a personal level. But you sign up for my paychecks. That's a good thing.
Zack : Amy, you're wonderful. Don't change a thing.
Zack : Glenn Gary, you got us pink uniforms, yes. But you know what, that's what unites us. These uniforms unites us, because we are all pink on the inside. Right?
Vince : Yeah, pink like vaginas.
[awkward silence]
Zack : Good guess, Vince.
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[after Vince is revealed to have been giving stuff away, he runs off. Semi tackles him to the ground]
Vince : [writhes in pain] Now I know why they call you "Semi".
