Employee of the Month (2006)

Brian George: Iqbal

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Quotes 

• Iqbal : Do it for pride, the rest will come... including the girl.

• Russell : Think about it guys, we could be working over there at Maxi-Mart and that place really sucks. Pass me the chips there, eight balls.

  [Iqbal passes a bulk size bag of chips] 

  Lon : Plus, I hear they make you wear those house-arrest ankle bracelet things, so they know where you are all the time and if you leave the main floor, you get a little shocker.

  [Lon blows a party kazoo] 

  Russell : True. I knew a guy in upper management, man, went crazy. Strapped one of those things around his hairy ballsack, ran out in the parking lot and blew a three dollar Hawaiian wonder cooler all over the place.

  Iqbal : Ids-kay, ids-kay.

  Russell : Knocked the little Korean kid right out of shopping basket.