Balls of Fury (2007)

James Hong: Wong

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Quotes 

• Master Wong : Ping Pong... is not the macarena. It takes patience. She is like a fine, well-aged prostitute... it takes years to learn her tricks.

  [chuckles] 

  Master Wong : She is cruel, laughs at you when you are naked, but you keep coming back for more, and more! Why? Because she is the only prostitute I can afford.

• Master Wong : It is better to die like a tiger, than to live like a pussy.

• Master Wong : Welcome to the underbelly of ping-pong where fortunes are won and lost. I'm exaggerating, of course, but you get my point.

• Karl Wolfschtagg : You are so close to defeat that it already reeks of your cheap cologne.

  Master Wong : [smirks]  The joke's on you, pretty boy. It's not cologne, it's lady speed stick.

• Master Wong : Maggie! Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mushu palace.