Balls of Fury (2007)
Dan Fogler: Randy Daytona
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Quotes
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Agent Ernie Rodriquez : I'm from the FBI.
Randy Daytona : Whoa man. I didn't mean to kill that guy. How was I supposed to know he had a bad heart?
Agent Ernie Rodriquez : Hey. I'm not here for that. I thought that was part of the act. Until the paramedics came I was laughing my ass off.
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Karl Wolfschtagg : Daytona, I have said some cruel things about you. To my friends here at the tournament, I tell them that the reason that you hate me so much, is because I had sex with your mother.
Randy Daytona : My mother died when I was two. I hardly knew her.
Karl Wolfschtagg : Yeah I know it's a horrible thing to say. And yet these things that I say over and over again... I do not mean them. Because in truth, you are the greatest player I have ever scene. Other than myself, practicing in front of a mirror. Which I do... everyday... in the nude. I'm sorry for you, that your papa is not here to see you. I think he would be very proud of you.
Randy Daytona : Yeah.
Karl Wolfschtagg : So proud of you, that he would probably bet the money on you again. I could use the cash! Haha. Tell your dead parents I said "What's Up?"
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Randy Daytona : [as The Hammer keeps making weird hand gestures] I don't know what the hell he's talking about.
Agent Ernie Rodriquez : I'm still trying to figure out if it's a dude or a chick.
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Randy Daytona : Never hug a man with a million bucks worth of hardware up his crack. Whew!
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Randy Daytona : [sees a man standing up] Hey, a volunteer! How you doing buddy?
[takes his ping pong ball and paddle and starts bouncing the ball of the guy's face]
Cheese'N'Mac Guy : [as Randy is bouncing the ball of his face] I was just going for more Cheese 'n Mac.
Cheese'N'Mac Guy : [Randy keeps bouncing the ball of his face and then his stomach. The guy trys to protect himself with his plate but can't] Stop!
Randy Daytona : [finally catches the ball] Hoooooooeeeeeee! A-thank you!
Cheese'N'Mac Guy : [collapses from a heart attack]
