Green Wing (2004– )

Olivia Colman: Harriet Schulenburg

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Quotes 

• Dr. Martin Dear : [Joanna doesn't want anyone knowing he's her son]  I love you and I always have!

  Harriet Schulenburg : [Just entering]  I'm sorry is this a bad time?

  Joanna Clore : No, Dr. Dear was just telling me something a patient said to him today. A psychiatric patient, obviously.

• Harriet Schulenburg : I'm not! It's negative! Booze!

  [They break out booze for her. Suddenly Joanna starts screaming in her office] 

• Harriet Schulenburg : No!

  Dr. Alan Statham : No, of course not. Who'd want me? I look like a broom! And who'd want to go out with a broom?

  Harriet Schulenburg : A dustpan?

  Dr. Alan Statham : Yes, and where would one find a maritally unfettered dustpan?

  Harriet Schulenburg : Well, my husband found me at evening classes.

• Harriet Schulenburg : [Making party invitations for her son]  Can you make the words pink?

  Lyndon Jones : For a boy?

  Harriet Schulenburg : He's gay.

• Harriet Schulenburg : [she's turned up to work wearing bunny ears]  I thought everyone seemed cheerful! Oh, God. I put flowers on Mother's grave...

• Harriet Schulenburg : I know I took a lot of pills to try and flush him out, but it doesn't mean I don't love him. He's just a bit blinky.

  Kim Alabaster : [points at calendar]  Got the ******! He's with the babysitter! Right, ladies, let's get the **** out of here.

• Harriet Schulenburg : [affair with bald IT Guy]  But he's so Shiny!

• Kim Alabaster : [Photocopier Competition]  What? Ol' "Big Pants", there?

  Lyndon Jones : Well, you did ask me whose I liked best...

  Harriet Schulenburg : [Victory Dance] 

• Harriet Schulenburg : That's me, notorious jellybrain.

• Harriet Schulenburg : Look at the Fairies!