- Mrs. Dhaliwal: Gugan, go boil these dishes.
- Gugan Dhaliwal: Mom! They are people just like you and me, and you call yourself spiritual. Even Jesus was nice to the lepers.
- Mrs. Dhaliwal: Jesus was white, what did he know.
- Mrs. O'Donnell: Oh, what are those?
- Gugan Dhaliwal: Ludoos.
- Mrs. O'Donnell: What?
- Gugan Dhaliwal: Ludoos - they are the traditional sweet of celebration. In India when a boy is born the family hands out ludoos to show their gratitude.
- Mrs. O'Donnell: And when a little girl is born, what do they hand out then?
- Gugan Dhaliwal: A box of Kleenex.
- Gugan Dhaliwal: I'm pregnant.
- Arjan: Shit.
- Gugan Dhaliwal: With triplets.
- Arjan: Triple shit.
- Arjan: [excitedly] All right, my boys can swim.
- Gugan Dhaliwal: Actually, they're girls.
- Gugan Dhaliwal: [looking at her ultrasound] What's that?
- Dr. Berenstein: What's what?
- Gugan Dhaliwal: That strange cloudlike thing around their heads. It looks like a halo.
- Dr. Berenstein: Oh, they all have halos in there. Wait until you get them home.