Imagine Me & You (2005)

Boo Jackson: H

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• H : Heck, I've got a question.

  Tessa : Not now.

  Heck : What's the question, H?

  H : What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

  Heck : [thinks for a few seconds, then replies]  I haven't got a bastard clue, I'm afraid.

  Tessa : There you are, you see. Now we can let him get married in peace.

  [She starts to lead H to the church to find a seat for the wedding] 

  Luce : [Catches H before Tessa can take her away completely]  It never happens. If there's a thing that can't be stopped, it's not possible for there to be something else which can't be moved, and vice versa. They can't both exist. You see, it's a trick question is the answer.

  H : [as Tessa leads her to the church]  Can she sit with me?

• Luce : What's your name, anyway?

  H : Everyone calls me 'H'. They tell me it's short for Henrietta, but it's not. It's short for Jesus "H" Christ. That's what my mummy said when she found out she was pregnant with me.

• H : Do penguins have knees?