Cerberus (2005 TV Movie)

Sebastian Spence: Jake Addams

Quotes 

• Dr. Samantha Gaines : [They have just escaped being eaten by Cerberus]  Can I make a suggestion?

  Jake Addams : Please! Hell, I'm open to just about anything at this point

  Dr. Samantha Gaines : Next time, can we please do things my way instead of the old fashion way?

  Burke : [Points at Samantha]  Yeah, gets my vote.

  Jake Addams : What is this, a democracy?

  Burke : It's a dictatorship, sir. Of a 3-headed, mean ass, bad breath dog! Now, unless you got a better idea, I say we take her advice.

• Jake Addams : [about Cerberus]  It's gotta have a weakness.

  [Turns to Samantha] 

  Jake Addams : Think hard, professor. Are you absolutely sure there's nothing else we can use to fight this thing?

  Dr. Samantha Gaines : At this point, I'm not sure of anything. I mean, all I know of Cerberus is what I've read in books!

  Jake Addams : Well, has anyone ever beaten him in the books?

  Dr. Samantha Gaines : There was Heracles who defeated Cerberus using his bear hands, but he was the son of a God!

  Jake Addams : Next option!

  Dr. Samantha Gaines : Well... there's Orpheus, of course.

  Zach Gaines : [Looks up]  Of course.

  [pause] 

  Zach Gaines : Who the hell is Orpheus?

  Dr. Samantha Gaines : He put Cerberus to sleep using a lyre.

  Jake Addams : [Sarcastic]  Now all we have to do is find a lyre!