Carl: [Carl is drunk and staggering around the kitchen having a go at everyone] Same goes for you.
Veronica: Me!
Carl: Yeah, you!
Veronica: Oh yeah.
Carl: I don't like your bathroom!
Veronica: [Veronica grabs carl by the chin] well stay out of it then smelly arse!
Kev: Aw, leave him alone he's tanked.
Ian: Who let him get like that?
Lip: [points to Veronica] She did.
Veronica: We're just celebrating the fact that you're not dead Ian!
[he had a bad case of food poisoning]
Lip: [hands a glass of milk to Carl] Come on Carl, drink this.
Carl: [to Kash] And you, you robbing bastard!
Ian: Carl, cut it out.
Carl: How much are your Twix meant to be?
Kash: 49p
Carl: So, how much are a quarter of midgie demmers meant to be?
Kash: 28p.
Carl: Yeah, so how much is it meant to come to then, you robbing bastard!
Ian: Carl, I'm warning you.
Kash: 77p!
Carl: No, it's not, it's 77!
Kash: Yeah! I said 77p!
Carl: Did ya, OK, sorry, sorry, Kash, I love your shop and your daughter is a stunner.
[Kash has a vision of Carl marrying his daughter and gets a look of horror on his face]