Sly 2: Band of Thieves (2004 Video Game)

Kevin Miller: Sly Cooper

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• Inspector Carmelita Montoya Fox : For once Sly, can we forget the flirty chit-chat? I need an experienced tail gunner, so jump in and help me take this giant bird down!

  Sly Cooper : And that's NOT flirty chit-chat?

• Dimitri : My suit is GREASY SWEET!

  Sly Cooper : I have no idea your saying... and your suit sucks.

  Dimitri : Let's dance!

• Sly Cooper : Thanks a lot, "Little Friend".

  Bentley : Sure thing, "Poodle".

• Sly Cooper : Carmelita's just as angry as ever. She's really quite lovely when she's angry. That Constable Neyla... Was her reference to the Klaww Gang just a slip of the tongue, or an intentional clue? Either way, it's our only lead to the missing Clockwerk parts. Clockwerk; He was consumed with jealousy for the Cooper clan's thieving reputation. Is it inappropriate to refer to him as a monster? No, not at all. What kind of person lives for hundreds of years with the sole intention of wiping out a rival's family line? Imagine the hatred feeding that first decision to replace his mortal body with soulless machinery. Ultimately, it did the trick. Clockwerk lived on. He caught up with my parents, and I wound up in an orphanage. It was there I met my pals: Bentley, the brains of our outfit, and Murray, the brawn. They were all the family I needed. Two years ago, I thought I finished. How naive to think I could easily put an end to that kind of hatred. I don't know what's in my future, but I won't let it be a repeat of my past.

• Sly Cooper : All right! Let's blow stuff up!

• Sly Cooper : [about Carmelita]  You know how I love to mess with her.

  'The' Murray : Yeah... that's weird.

• Sly Cooper : Boy, when we try to tick someone off, we really do the job.

• Sly Cooper : No, you think I'm crazy? On second thought, don't answer that I don't want your professional opinion.

  The Contessa : Not crazy, just stupid. You're an ignorant child playing dress-up in his father's legacy. Oh, I know all about you and the Cooper clan.

  Sly Cooper : Then you will understand why this eye has to be destroyed.

• Bentley : There it is, Sly... The Contessa's giant attack robot.

  Sly Cooper : Look, Bentley, with all due respect, it looks an awful lot like a water tower.

  Bentley : Don't be fooled, that's what she wants you to think! If we try to free Murray with that thing operational, why...

  Sly Cooper : What? We'll have plenty of fresh drinking water?

• Bentley : Behold the majesty of gravity an inertia.

  Sly Cooper : That was real subtle, Bentley.

• Inspector Carmelita Montoya Fox : Freeze, Cooper!

  Sly Cooper : Inspector Fox, as beautiful and unpredictable as ever.

  Inspector Carmelita Montoya Fox : Whereas you crooks are so predictable. You always return to the scene of the crime.

  Sly Cooper : Crime? I haven't stolen anything... yet.

• Sly Cooper : So you want me to bug Rajan's office... with a bug.

• Inspector Carmelita Montoya Fox : Tell me, what's your name?

  Sly Cooper : Why spoil the moment?

• 'The' Murray : Greetings, citizen. I hope you weren't harmed by my meteoropic entrance.

  Sly Cooper : No, Murray, I kept at a safe distance.

  'The' Murray : Good, good. The Thunder Flop knows neither friend nor foe; Only destruction.

  Sly Cooper : Yeah, could you maybe channel some of that 'raw energy' into this security gate?

  'The' Murray : Of course. It is nothing before The Murray.

• Sly Cooper : Hey Bentley, how are you holding up out there in the field?

  Bentley : Fine, fine... I'm just fine. I just need to bomb all the pillars supporting that disco ball and I can get out of here.

  Sly Cooper : What's with taking out the disco ball?

  Bentley : Its impact will pop the front peacock's sign off of its moorings... Look, I can't talk now, I've got to keep moving, keep safe!