- Ty "Griff" Griffin: [to Wells] I wounded it. But, I want that thing dead. Now
- [turns and points to someone off camera]
- Ty "Griff" Griffin: get me the god damned flame thrower!
- Father Nikolai Soren: When I first camendment here, I slowly discovered the legend was true, and thr day of their re-emergence was drawing near. This recent earthquake unearthed it, this ancient chamber, and the day of the rebirthing is now begun.
- Dr. Christina Durant: So what's going to happen to me?
- Father Nikolai Soren: I believe congratulations are in order - you're about to become a mother!
- Dr. Christina Durant: [Griff, Wells, and several heavily armed police enter the gargoyle's lair and, slackjawed, discover Dr. Durant tied to the cavern wall as dozens of baby gargoyles swirl in the air and devour Father Soren] HELP?
- Jennifer Wells: [Wells and Griff only just emerge from slaying the gargoyle and it's brood in its lair, thereby prevebring a worldwide Satanic takeover, when Wells' cell phone rings] Wells... What?... Ok?... Fine, we'll be there in two hours.
- [to Griff]
- Jennifer Wells: That was Langley. They just booked us on a flight to Vladivostock. Apparently they lost track of a Hercules C-130 somewhere over Western Siberia, and the pilot reported seeing a UFO just before the plane disappeared off the radar.
- Ty "Griff" Griffin: Great. Just great.