[
from trailer]
Georgia Byrd:
Next time... we will laugh more, we'll love more; we just won't be so afraid.
Georgia Byrd:
You wait and you wait for somethin' big to happen... and then you find out you gon' die.
Georgia Byrd:
What you gon' do in Nashville?
Tanya:
Girl, I am finally gon' be a country-western singer!
Georgia Byrd:
Tanya, ain't no such thing as a black country-western singer.
[
pointing at pictures in Possibilites Book]
Georgia Byrd:
I really wanted to meet you. And I shoulda ate that. I shoulda ate all that stuff. Especially that. Shoulda put my foot in that.
[
Adamian is making Georgia listen to Kragen's CD]
Kragen'sVoice:
Rule One: Life is not a popularity contest, but it is a contest. Boo-hoo, they don't like me. Rule Two: You grab that scared little loser inside you and you beat the living crap out of him. Rule Three: When is enough enough? Enough is *never* enough.
[
Georgia takes the CD out and breaks it]
Georgia Byrd:
Enough is enough right now Mr. Adamian!
Georgia Byrd:
Don't that ceiling ever just make you want to cry?
[
smiles]
Marie:
I've never noticed Madam.
Georgia Byrd:
What world was I living in?
[
Walks into a boutique]
Georgia Byrd:
Make me international.
Dress Shop Saleswoman:
We shall try.
[
voiceover while writing a letter]
Georgia Byrd:
If you're reading this letter, my disease has run its course. Enclosed is some money for my burial. I would like to be cremated. I spent my whole life in a box. I don't want to be buried in one. Georgia May Byrd.
Gunther:
Please don't die, Miss Byrd, I read your note.
Georgia Byrd:
You went through my stuff?
Gunther:
Oh yeah, I go through everyone's stuff, I apologize.
Gunther:
Don't die, Miss Byrd, I read the note.
Georgia Byrd:
You went through my stuff?
Gunther:
Ja, I go through everyone's stuff, forgive me.
Chef Didier:
The start is not nearly as important as the finish.
Dr. Gupta:
I quit my job!
Georgia Byrd:
Congratulations!
Dr. Gupta:
I quit my job!
Georgia Byrd:
You should've never had that job!
Gunther:
[
reading the fax on Georgia's misdiagnosis] Ya-Ha-Ha!
[
calmly]
Gunther:
I will take care of this.
Georgia Byrd:
I didn't come here to make an impression on anybody, I just came here to blow every last cent I had.
Gunther:
You were misdiagnosed by a faulty dog scan, you don't have Lampington's, you're going to live!
Georgia Byrd:
I'm not going to die?
Gunther:
No!
Georgia Byrd:
I'm going to live?
Gunther:
Yes!
Georgia Byrd:
I'm gonna live! Everybody, I'm gonna live!
[
Marie is crying quietly while looking up at the ceiling]
Maitre D':
Marie, what are you doing?
Marie:
Has that ceiling ever made you want to cry?
Maitre D':
What? Ceiling? Get back to work.
Georgia Byrd:
[
on the spa table] I've gotta use the bathroom!
Ms. Burns:
Is it that obvious I'm sleeping with him?
Gunther:
[
Georgia finishes telling Gunther the spa services she wants to have reserved] No anti-aging treatment?
Georgia Byrd:
No, I ain't worried about aging.
Gunther:
So that will be all?
Georgia Byrd:
Ooh... ah... yes! The colon irrigation treatment. That's my gift to you. Sorta like a 'let's be friend's' gesture. Now you think of me when you're having it!
Ms. Burns:
Who was it who said 'Adversity is the stone on which I sharpen my blade?'
HMO Administrator:
The cost of a median cranial debulking surgery is around $340,000. That's without anesthesia. You'll want that.
Anton:
Ms. Byrd something terrible is happening.
Ms. Burns:
[
deadpanned] Matthew Kragen jumped out a window?
Anton:
Not yet, he's still on the windowsill
Chef Didier:
You and I, we know the secret to life
[
whispers]
Chef Didier:
it's butter.
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