Quintuplets (2004–2005)
Andy Richter: Bob Chase
Quotes
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Bob Chase : How do you feel honey?
Carol Chase : Like a parade just came out of my vagina.
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Bob Chase : [Parker has the flu, but Patton doesn't want their dad to know] Parker, are you okay, you're all shaky and sweaty.
Parker Chase : Yeah, dad, I'm just...
Patton Chase : HIGH ON CRYSTAL METH!
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Bob Chase : Pearce, we need to talk. Why do you wear your pajamas to school?
Pearce Chase : Oh! Well I realized that I get in my best ideas when I'm in bed falling asleep... in my pajamas! And it works. Like today, when I was in Math, I realized that if we blended letters and numbers, then Math and English could be one subject! You pickin' up what I'm layin' down, 4-1-4?
Bob Chase : What's 4-1-4?
Pearce Chase : Oh, that's "Dad" in Mathlish.
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Bob Chase : Man, I swear when my buzz wears off, I'm gonna teach those kids about responsibility.
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Bob Chase : You hear that honey? It's another boy. That makes three boys and two girls! Holy Crap, it's like a litter.
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Pearce Chase : Knock knock
Bob Chase : Whos there?
Pearce Chase : Orange
Bob Chase : Orange who?
Pearce Chase : Orange juice!